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Old Dec 18th, 2006, 17:52   #1 (permalink)
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A school paid somebody to create this turd

http://www.bisd.us/vela/

if you can find anything useful on this site, you're a better man than me.
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Old Dec 18th, 2006, 17:59   #2 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

Wow! Haven't seen code like that in a while.

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<CENTER><FONT face=Arial size=2>Filemon B. Vela Middle School, A <A href="http://www.bisd.us/"><FONT color=#00ff00>Brownsville ISD</FONT></A>
Recognized Campus, Receives <A href="http://www.bisd.us/vela/2k7/gea/default.htm"><FONT color=#00ff00>The
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Old Dec 18th, 2006, 18:59   #3 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

eww... thats bad.
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Old Dec 18th, 2006, 20:40   #4 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

ahh... i used to script like that when i first started at the age of 10...
at least i could put a decent really sickening bg and repeat it 700 times to make you dizzy..... they don't know how to design badly properly.....
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 11:07   #5 (permalink)
 
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

That's a great picture of an Eagle, though.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 17:57   #6 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

im glad i did not do to that school
ndhs.org.uk is miles better and cost the school £200
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 19:19   #7 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

I don't know what you guys are looking at. That was awesome! I especially like the calendar that takes up half the page. [/SARCASM]

lol. Definitely worthy of this forum.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 22:46   #8 (permalink)
 
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

We can be in awe of the sublime design as much as we want (those lime green links, that intuitive navigation) but the true beauty of this site lies 'under the hood' as it were. With such sublime coding I feel I should stop coding web sites - how can I ever match the genius that is bisd.us/vela.

And that eagle, how it pierces my heart with it's keen glance.

I am blessed to have beheld such beauty. For just a brief moment all was right in the world.

I guess we can only dream.

Pete.

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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 22:50   #9 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

How poetic. Your comments about my site touched me deeply.

Lol. Only Kidding!
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 23:03   #10 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

My eyes were burninated.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 23:05   #11 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

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burninated.
Good word.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 23:09   #12 (permalink)
 
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It should go into the best ever words list.

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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 23:14   #13 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

Definitely. I wish I had a word as cool as burninated. Say it aloud. It's kind of hard to say. Say it five times fast.
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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 23:37   #14 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

Haha! Yes! Too bad i didn't come up with it....Be pretty cool if I did.

It's from Home Star Runner. Trogdor

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Old Mar 4th, 2007, 23:59   #15 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

Checkin' my email...hope it's from a female...oh no female.

Lol. I love Strongbad email.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 09:17   #16 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

whats the eagle for? and nice calendar!

nice lines in strange places as well lol

heck i can make a better site than that and im still learning rofl
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 20:01   #17 (permalink)
 
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

It is like one of my first websites....as far as the code goes.

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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

I thought it was a school for training eagles. Sounds like something they would need an education for in Texas. And I call the code cute...they had their youngest students do it as an art project.
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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 11:44   #19 (permalink)
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Re: A school paid somebody to create this turd

i bet the creators seen this page and gone and slit his wrists over making such a poor website
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