Hilarious Laws

whisp · #21 (**permalink**) Nov 9th, 2007, 08:29

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Originally Posted by The Matt.

In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8 per cent) surely the hand would make more sense!

They are smarter than you think, if the hand is cutt off, the guilty man would still end up having one more hand to continue his illegal practices.

Ross · #22 (**permalink**) Nov 9th, 2007, 08:34

They should just cut both of their hands off and give them a hook on each hand. Now that would hurt!

Dewetha · #23 (**permalink**) Nov 9th, 2007, 11:10

rofl, brilliant guys...

minute44 · #24 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 10:19

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Originally Posted by Ross

They should just cut both of their hands off and give them a hook on each hand. Now that would hurt!

Naah
cut out hand-shaped pieces of sandpaper and superglue them to both palms. ouch! :P

unitedcraig · #25 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 13:28

i think this thread is taking a rather random turn off subject lol

minute44 · #26 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 13:30

so? It's the cafe.

Ross · #27 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 13:41

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Originally Posted by unitedcraig

i think this thread is taking a rather random turn off subject lol

It's not off topic, as we are discussing alternatives to the rather weird punishment of decapitation

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Originally Posted by minute44

Naah
cut out hand-shaped pieces of sandpaper and superglue them to both palms. ouch! :P

Ha ha! or possibly metal files to their fingers (as eventually the sand paper would wear off )

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unitedcraig · #28 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 18:34

lol, fair enough, but its still a bit disturbin, im seeing all your secret fantasies coming out nw

Stuart · #29 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 18:39

This is a bit disturbing... sandpaper?!? Ouch! That sure would teach men a lesson...

alexgeek · #30 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 18:46

Or give him edward scissor hand's hands

Stuart · #31 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 18:52

Now that would be painful!!

Marc · #32 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 20:43

What planet are yous on!!?!?

IMO Yous are all off your rocket!

unitedcraig · #33 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 21:19

at last marc, thank you

for a monent there i was thinking that i was the only one that found this a little bit weird

Stuart · #34 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 21:24

Come on! Just having some fun! Eh, Alex?

unitedcraig · #35 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 21:34

yeh, i suppose there has to be a place for you to get your secret fantasies out eh :P

mayb we sud create a new thread just for that lol

Stuart · #36 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 21:47

Secret fantasies?!? This is not my secret fantasy. This is just me running my mouth... It's all crap! Ignore it. It was only a bit of a disturbing, creepy, perverted conversing between me and Alex... Naah, just kidding! I don't know what it was, really. I was just spending my time "wisely"... I'm still sane! Well, usually...

Daniel · #37 (**permalink**) Nov 12th, 2007, 22:32

ok... this is mentally disturbing.

Thread Closed. Please consult your local mental physician who can advise you on your next course of action.

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