[SOLVED] webmaster wanted or just some help???

Website: www.downloadcompany.co.uk (bit of a mess at moment!)

Hi, I would like some help with my web page i just can't seem to get the thing in progress because, i have no-idea about databases / PHP, i currently have a free webserver, with virtually unlimited everything and is excellent for server uptime PHP and mySQL 5, anyways thats not the problem, I basically need some help on the server/php side. i've been trying so hard to set up databases and writing (well copying/pasting) php script as i cannot get my head round it... oh and before anyone says try this, trust me i've tried, i'm a serious newbie to php/mySQL... i've spent months trying with no luck.. so if anybody could help me, I mean i would have to give you admin rights to my server through msn messenger and then sort this darn thing out, I need a membership system (with sign up page, login with remember me function, users/guests online), a search site function. please any help would be fantastic, so i can finally get this page going. and if you wanted you can be the webmaster for the site, thats totally up to you, i am planning on opening a shop side to it too, but thats another story.

Thanks Beforehand,
Vistar(brendan)

Moving to the Job Opportunities forum.

UPDATE

Thanks everybody, but i have figured it out myself....

No help needed apart from volunteers when my forums are up & running....