Hosting domains and subdomains.

I offering to host a few people. Here's the criteria:
- Must not be a blog site, I want a site with a bit of content.
- If accepted, you'll be asked to put one clicksor ad somewhere on your site ie. on the menu etc.
- Keep in contact. I made the mistake when I had a domain about three years ago of losing contact with my hostees and that was crap
- Update regularly.
- Good knowledge of HTML/PHP and know how to use ftp (I don't want beginners, sorry)
- A link back to my site on everypage
- No-one under 13

Subdomains
You'll get:
- whatever.dragonrust.org
- 100mbs space
- Mysql
- PHP/Perl
- Lots of bandwidth
- And hopefully a new friend.

Domains
Buy your domain, I'll host it.
- 250 mbs of space
- Mysql
- PHP/Perl
-Lots of bandwidth
- And a friend DDD

So apply xD
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Are you aware that there of quite a few hosting companies out there that are entirely free and much less restrictive, while offering more than you do?