Jokes?

Marc · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:22

LOL Ross!!! Qwality

Daniel · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:23

May I apologise forthis site being like a yoyo. I moved it to the Cafe at College so I could read it

Marc · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:28

LOL Dan

How could you move it? If it was in the games section and you couldnt get in there...

Daniel · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:36

by selecting the thread in New Posts and selecting move on the mod panel.

alexgeek · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:37

Ross - brilliant!
Hope we don't get too racist though!

Marc · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:40

Forgot about that Daniel

Let me dig out another joke

Daniel · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:44

Right. I have edited and deleted a lot of posts in this thread. The guidelines clearly state racism will not be allowed. This includes jokes about a specific nation's people INCLUDING Wales.

alexgeek · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:51

Daniel, I'm welsh, are we not allowed self racism? ha

Daniel · Oct 11th, 2007, 19:52

Nope. No racism at all.

Marc · Oct 11th, 2007, 20:00

I am not racist at all but i hate it when a race can call themselves something but if another race calls them it they get shot in the head. Personally i feel nobody should be able to say things that would be racist if said by another race.

Anyway get the thread back on topic...

Has nobody else got any jokes?

VanessaJW · Oct 11th, 2007, 20:01

Oops sorry Daniel - and any Welsh people I may have offended - no offense intended (see even staff can get it wrong sometimes and have their posts deleted

)

I hope this one is acceptable:

Quote:

A guy is driving around and sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

He and the owner go out to the backyard where a Labrador Retriever
sits. "You talk?", he asks.

"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I got a job at the airport to do undercover security. I’d wander near
suspicious characters listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

Recently I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."

The guy is amazed. He asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s**t!"

Marc · Oct 11th, 2007, 20:03

LOL

Good one!

simonb · Oct 11th, 2007, 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc

I am not racist at all but i hate it when a race can call themselves something but if another race calls them it they get shot in the head. Personally i feel nobody should be able to say things that would be racist if said by another race.

Same here

Ross · Oct 12th, 2007, 08:38

Quote:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Marc · Oct 12th, 2007, 14:59

alexgeek · Oct 12th, 2007, 15:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by VanessaJW

I hope this one is acceptable:

Offensive to the race of talking dogs

I also agree with Marc.

Marc · Oct 12th, 2007, 15:17

Woooh!! I made a comment that people agree with!

I got another joke - i dont think it is quite as good...

Quote:

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.

Monie · Oct 12th, 2007, 15:42

You guys are so funny...