After reading the sealportalteam's rant about Microsoft's Vista, i thought i'd google jokes about Bill Gates. Here's a few examples:



If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... .... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.



Bill Gates dies in a car crash and ends up in front of StPeter@heaven.com.
St. Peter says I don’t know what to do with you. You’ve created many jobs and helped a lot of people in the new electronic...

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