After reading the sealportalteam's rant about Microsoft's Vista, i thought i'd google jokes about Bill Gates. Here's a few examples:



If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... .... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.



Bill Gates dies in a car crash and ends up in front of StPeter@heaven.com.
St. Peter says I don’t know what to do with you. You’ve created many jobs and helped a lot of people in the new electronic...

A800

21st April at 10am until 6pm, Xbox Live will be unavailable due to an upgrade.


Thought i'd give a heads up.

A800

Good news:
Snow, finally fount my DVD remote.

Also:
Growing up as a kid in the 90's being used to button mashing consoles, I have finally gotten used to the physical Wii.


Bad news:
The Xbox got the red light of doom

*Begin dramatic scream*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*End*

A800