A man walks into a bar.....
Posted Nov 8th, 2007 at 13:37 by Ross
Ouch!
Why?
When he could of said:
Excuse me love, two pints of lager and a packet of pork scratchings please.
Part one of Ross' unexplained mind boggling questions.
Otherwise known as I am bored and need something to do.
Why?
When he could of said:
Excuse me love, two pints of lager and a packet of pork scratchings please.
Part one of Ross' unexplained mind boggling questions.
Otherwise known as I am bored and need something to do.
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Two men walk into a bar... You'd have thought one of them would have seen it!!!
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Exactly! or they would of had some sort of warning saying "Warning! Low hanging bar!". Personal injury claim I would say.
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What about the two oranges? They rolled into the bar and one said to the other... your round!
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Lol
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a bar walks into a man
-silence- |
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If you see bars walking into men, you may need to see a specialist
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In the event of an emergency please contact someone who knows what to do... If you are on a plane and an emergency of the crashing type occurs please follow the following directions:
1.) Buckle your seatbelt. 2.) Pray for forgivness. 3.) Put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye! |
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two peanuts walking down the street.....one was assaulted (a salted)
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Hey Daniel, love the one about the plane and kissing the ass goodbye. I cracked up and laughed for such a long time...
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar (at least one of them should have seen it). The Landlord said "What is this, some sort of Joke!?!?"
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Thanks swagner!!!
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" |
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Lol
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