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Posted Nov 29th, 2007 at 21:28 by sannbe
Ok, back again. Let's see....what would be an interesting subject to discuss, take apart and rage against. I think that covers just about everything....

Ah, my cats....Well, they are still playing that 'I am so cute you know it wasn't me that was on the table tasting the butter."

Ya, right...I have come to the conclusion, cats have an ulterior motive for hanging around humans. I am pretty sure it has something to do with Conquest of the world, but I haven't gotten a clear answer from my felines.

Ashur (the Wart to everyone) claims he adores me because I take such good care of him. I just don't have the heart to tell him he was not my first choice for kitten. The only reason I keep him around is so the others have someone to beat up. Fortunately, he is a feisty little fur person and the other cats have learned he can be a little buzz saw when he wants.

Sprocket the Rocket is my 20 pounds of hunky, type A personality fuddy dog.
Picking him up requires a crane and when he sits on you, you know you have been sat upon. You gotta sorta feel sorry for him, 'cause he had been adopted and then they returned him for being unmanageable. Sprocket? Type A, Ghosts!! He is just your normal run of the mill hyperactive, very large and very, very friendly domesticated feline.

My sister also has two of her own.
Bast is a Cat in the true sense of the word. We have been know to call her Stubby sometimes....short legs, short tail, and round...round body, no neck to speak of and a very, very round face with way way to small ears. She started out shy, but is now loud, demanding and bossy...and yes, she is a female feline.

The other one is Attila the Hun, the Scourge of God. He got his name because he is what they call a polydactyl cat. He has lots of extra toes and claws, 24 at last count. The other cats have learned it can be dangerous to play with him. The one interesting thing is that both of his front feet have what actually look like thumbs and he tries to grip with them. He hasn't completely mastered it, but he does keep trying. Oh, and we also have been know to call him Waterboy....Why? He loves to lick...himself, other cats, people when they try to pet him...almost anything that moves and some things that don't.

So thats it..the wart, sprock, stubby and scourge....the Beasom family cats!





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Sounds like you have a whole cat family to keep you company!
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Posted Nov 29th, 2007 at 22:06 by Stuart Stuart is offline
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Crazy cat lady!
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Posted Nov 29th, 2007 at 22:07 by alexgeek alexgeek is offline
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Reminds me of her:

(Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons)

. . .

Hopefully you realize that I'm joking
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Posted Nov 30th, 2007 at 01:41 by Stuart Stuart is offline
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I used to have a cat that was such a bully that the neighbourhood dogs began to fear her. Her paw swipes were so ferocious I don't think even Rocky would get up after a right hook from her.

She once beat up a rottweiler that was attacking my dog, sprung from the trees -- a right, a left, an uppercut and a taunt -- back to the trees. The rotty had no idea what was up and quickly departed, never to be seen again.

Since Wander died I haven't had a pet since, except for Russ & Pups who are quite placid and too busy saving the world to cause much trouble for me. :o
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Posted Nov 30th, 2007 at 13:11 by Rakuli Rakuli is offline
Updated Nov 30th, 2007 at 13:14 by Rakuli
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Quote:
Reminds me of her:

(Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons)

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Hopefully you realize that I'm joking
Of course I do! And you need to know, I am not really a 'cat lady' since my cats insist they are human!!! I pointed out that humans don't have tails (well most don't) and they then pointed out no human was as cute and cuddly. I was going to respond but someone found a crumpled up piece of aluminum foil and they were off playing 'bat the foil ball down the hall'. Points are awarded for doorway goals and under the bed chasing and capture. I believe there are also bonus points for running right over another cat who is laying down.
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Posted Nov 30th, 2007 at 17:56 by sannbe sannbe is offline
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Seriously how many cats/humans you got?
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Posted Dec 2nd, 2007 at 02:59 by alexgeek alexgeek is offline
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Seriously how many cats/humans you got?
I take it from her blog post that she has four, unless she forgot to mention one...
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Posted Dec 2nd, 2007 at 03:29 by Stuart Stuart is offline
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I have a sister with 2 cats and I have 2 cats and we live together (cheaper than keeping up 2 households) sooooo.....1 sis, 4 cats..er....who seriously believe they are human!
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Posted Dec 2nd, 2007 at 20:03 by sannbe sannbe is offline
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my cat thinks shes a dog
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Posted Dec 5th, 2007 at 08:37 by Daniel Daniel is offline
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My friend has a cat that thinks he's a rabbit. He hops around, bouncing off of everything. And he eats carrots... a lot!
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Posted Dec 5th, 2007 at 22:21 by Stuart Stuart is offline
 
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