... Allthough, I have to admit MS Satan was coded considrably better than both last years MS Santa V1.9 and the current Beta version of MS Jesus.

I am somewhat perplexed at the obvious ammount of time spent on the satan project by your development team, especially when there was no clear reason for this software to be developed in the first place.

However, I would alos like to bring to your attention the small matter of...............