Alright, give me a three page paper... In proper English... And I'll do it for 20. I want the rights to post it up on Web Forumz too. No paper and it's 100 bucks!

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I'm dead serious.

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Since this is humorous, mreine, this doesn't count as doing business in the forums.

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And to everyone else besides mreine who normally wouldn't approve.