Q.How do I get good PR with Google?

A. by Mike Hopley

It depends entirely on whether you are a man or a woman.

For a woman:

1. Make yourself stunningly attractive to men
2. Become famous
3. Film yourself making love to a man
4. Upload the film to your website

For a man:

1. Convince a famous, stunningly attractive woman to go to bed with you
2. Film it
3. Upload the film to your website