I would say you have REALLY bad SEO. If you search for c010depunkk, my site is at the very top, and Webforumz doesn't appear for at least 3 pages.... And I've submitted my site twice in the Critique Forum.

I'd say y'all need to stop whining and put just a tiny bit of effort into SEO. Rob may call himself an "SEO guru," but that doesn't make him "the SEO God with top rankings on all search terms on earth...." !!!