I am Malcolm Poindexter, currently residing in my parents' closet. I am trying to become more proficient with web development to make some money. One day I will create a recurring revenue stream such that I can get the monthly income necessary to move to the basement. I believe I can do anything I set my mind to.

In the mean time, I could use some help with the following questions:

- If God did not want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
- How do I create a signature on this thingie?
- What is the difference between a duck?