Ok, I am a noob to Java. There's no denying it. I've read several tutorials now and none have them have been impressive to be honest. I just can't grasp the concept, all the tutorials explain the theory too metaphorically. It makes it hard to actually apply it, I wonder if someone could link me to a tutorial that helps me with Java from COMPLETE scratch. I am interested in J2ME too, cos I want to make programs for my phone. Any help?