True, most of the programmers on the forum dont have time to do things like this, but there are a few peopl, such as myself, that simply want practice, and thus would be willing to do it for free.

Also, if you're not getting paid, you can drop out or push deadlines with much less guilt or looming repercussions.

Anyway, it would sound like the first thing you need doing is getting it sliced.

PM me or email me with what you want done and what I need to do it. I'm making no promises of tight deadlines being met or difficult and/or tedious matters being handled, but if you want it done, contact me.