*Scene goes black. Classic movie trailer voice:

"Jacob Haug, Flash expert, will have to use every ounce of cunning, ingenuity and pride. That he can muster. To lead the internet into a new era. It's a revolution!"

*Flashes a scene of Jacob sitting at the computer. Then in front of the Microsoft building. *Dramatic boom* Then with a gun in each hand while he flies over a cubicle, papers flying everywhere.

"Jacob Haug must survive and defeat the enemy. Or the world is doomed."

Frightened looking actress crouching under a desk whispers: "God help us."

"Coming Friday, April 13th, Jacob Haug stars in... Flashy Pants"