*hic* may i be the *hic* first to congratulate you on *hic* your wedding to Rob. *Hic* may rob serve *hic* your bountious bosom *hic* and make many together *hic*

*hic* contrary to popular *hic* belief i am not *hic* drunk *hic* at *hic* all *hic* *hic* *hic**hic*